Cohan Jokes

There Was A Company Named Mr. Cohan, Mr. Cohan, Mr. Cohan And Mr. Cohan Ltd. One Day A Phone Call Came At The Office.
"I Want To Speak To Mr. Cohan, Its Urgent".
So, Mr. Cohan Says'Sorry He's Not Here".
Caller:"Well Then Call Mr. Cohan, Its An Emergency".
Mr. Cohan:"Sorry He Too Is Not Here".
Caller:"Well Then Atleast Call Mr. Cohan".
Mr. Cohan:"I'm Sorry He Too Is Not Available"
Caller:(Desperately)"Oh God! Please Call Mr. Cohan Atleast, Its A Matter Of Life And Death".
Mr. Cohan:"Mr. Cohan Speaking"!!!