Commissioner Jokes / Recent Jokes
Mr. and Mrs. Banta Singh went to the Election Commissioner's office. Banta asked the Election Commissioner, "Sir, I want to know whether our name is in the voter's list." The officer checked the list and said, "Sardarji, the list shows you as dead." Banta Singh said, "Sir, I'm standing before you, how can I be dead?" At this Mrs. Banta Singh shouted at her husband, "Shut up. He is an Election Officer, he can't tell a lie."
At a business conference in Montpelier, Vermont, the state tax commissioner asked the audience which sort of taxation they found fairest. There was a pause, and then a white-haired man in the back raised his hand. "The poll tax," he said."But the poll tax was repealed," replied the commissioner. "Ay-ah," declared the man, "that's what I like about it."
NFL commissioner Paul Tagliabue blocked Patriots coach Bill Parcells form
switching to the New York Jets without the permission of the Patriots.
"The Jets can't win," says Jay Leno. "Even their coaches get intercepted."
Overnight, Gov. Elect Jesse Ventura announced various appointments to his new administration.
Press Secretary - "Mean" Gene Okerlund
Agriculture Commissioner - Kenny "The Sodbuster" Jay
Chairman of 7 County Mosquito Control District - Jimmy "Super Fly" Snuka
Education Commissioner - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
National Guard Adjutant General - Sargeant Slaughter
Transportation Commissioners - The Road Warriors
Commissioner of the Arts - "Rock and Roll" Buck Zumhofe
Chairman, Gov's Council on Physical Fitness - Jerry Blackwell
Animal Rights Commissioner - "Mad Dog" Vachon
State Title IX Coordinator - "Macho Man" Randy Savage
Tribal Affairs Commissioner - Wahoo McDaniel
Co-Chairs, State Recycling Program - Junkyard Dog and Ray "The Crusher" Stevens
Highway Maintenance Engineer - Dusty Rhodes
Trade Envoy to Japan - Mr. Fuji
State Treasurer - "The more...
White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was fined and ordered to undergo sensitivity training for his profanity-laced tirade against Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti, including a derogatory term that is often used to describe someone's sexual orientation.
"Ozzie Guillen used language that is offensive and completely unacceptable," Major League Baseball commisioner Bud Selig said in a statement. "The use of slurs embarrasses the individual, the club and the game."
"The commissioner did what he had to do," Guillen responded. He went on to say, "Mr. Selig is a fair man and a good commissioner."
Guillen added, "...for a homo".