Committal Jokes / Recent Jokes

A local funeral director contacted a young preacher to hold a graveside service at a small local cemetery. Since the deceased had no family or friends, there was to be no funeral, only the committal. The young preacher started early to the cemetery, but after making several wrong turns, found himself lost.
When he finally arrived a half-hour late, the hearse was nowhere in sight, and the workmen were sitting under a tree eating their lunch.
The pastor approached the open grave and found that the vault lid was already in place. Taking out his book, he read the service.
As he returned to his car, he overheard one of the workmen say, "Do you think we better tell him it's a septic tank?"