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What do a woman and a rug have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for years.

Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public. It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder.It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.It's illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building not in a city unless there are 2 exits. It's illegal to sell fewer than 24 ducklings at a time before May 1, or to sell rabbits, chicks, or ducklings that have been painted a different color. No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car. Children may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes. Affiliation with the Communist party is illegal.
It is illegal to frighten a pigeon. Peeping in the windows of automobiles is forbidden. There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs tied during the more...

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?
A. Because they have blond boyfriends
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up
Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?
A. Get'em on their back and their both fucked.
Q. What do you call a blonde with pig tails?
A. A blow job with handlebars
Q. What do you call a blond with a brain?
A. A golden retriever.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!

Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people.

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:
Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.
Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - "yet".
Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.
Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.

Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common? A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket? A: It's his photo ID.Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing - "yet".Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1...Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird? A: Duck.Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap? A: The bucket.Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan? A: Two days.Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches? A: They hate bread.Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: The camels can't handle it.