Common Jokes / Recent Jokes
(Hi guys, I received these jokes from a friend. May be a little outdated but still enjoyable.)
1) When Paula Barbieri signed up for MCI friends and family, what was the first number she gave?
- "911"
2) What was the best selling Halloween Costume the previuos year?
- An O. J. Simpson costume.
Why are stores refusing to carry it?
- They are always returned because the gloves don't fit.
3) Who's the dumbest person in America?
- OJ's next girlfriend!
4) The Florida Orange Growers Association has offered to pay all of OJ's legal bills on one
condition.
- He has to change his name to snapple.
5) Why did OJ's kids want to live with their dad?
- They knew they could get away with murder.
6) Where was Kato Kalin between 9 and 12?
- In the fourth grade.
7) What did Johnny Cochran say when accused of beating his wife?
- At least I didn't kill her like some people I know.
8) It seems that Bob more...
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common?
The more you bang them the looser they get.
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What is the difference inbetween a blonde and a brick? The brick only gets layed once. What do a blonde and spaghetti have in common? The more you eat them the more they wiggle.
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common? They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!
Q. What do condoms and Kodak have in common?
A. They both capture that magic moment.