Condit Jokes / Recent Jokes
Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police investigators find his scorched body and determine he had been struck by lightning.
"Why's he smiling?" one officer asks.
The other replies, "He thought he was having his picture taken."
Gary Condit looks up from his desk to see one of his aides nervously approach him. "What is it?" yells the Congressman.
"It's this abortion bill, Mr. Condit. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
"Just go ahead and pay it," responds the Congressman.
What will the FBI say when they go to Gary Condit's house to arrest him?"Mr. Condit, come out with your pants up!"
Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?
A: To keep his ankles warm!