Confusionthe Jokes

Bible ConfusionThe little girl was sitting with her grandmother, who had presented her with her first little children`s Bible, in an easy-to-read translation, when she was very young.Now, a decade or so later, the elderly lady was ready to spend a fewsweet moments handing down the big old family Bible, in the time-honoredKing James Version, to her only grandchild.Understandably excited, the youngster was asking a number of questions,both about the family members whose births and deaths were recordedtherein, and about various aspects of the Scriptures themselves.Her grandmother was endeavoring to answer all the child`s questions in terms she could understand, but the one that stopped her cold was this sincere inquiry:"Which Virgin was the mother of Jesus? Was it the Virgin Mary, or the King James virgin?"