Connery Jokes

The ship's captain returned from a two-year voyage to find his wife nursing a month-old baby. "Who did this?" he demanded. "Was it my friend Mike Fitzpatrick?"
"No," his wife said softly.
"Well then, was it my friend Bob Bigelow?"
His wife shook her head.
"Bill Connery," he demanded, "could it have been my friend Bill Connery?"
"Your friends, your friends," his wife said impatiently, "all the time, your friends. Don't you think I have any friends of my own?"