Contested Jokes

Three weeks into the bitterly contested divorce hearing, the Judge was finally ready to hand down his decision.
"Mr. Caldwell," the Judge said, "after hearing both sides of the case, I find that you are at fault. Therefore, the court will give your wife alimony in the amount of five hundred dollars a month."
"Thank you, Your Honor," Mr. Caldwell replied. "And, to show that I am not such a bad guy, I'll throw in one hundred dollars myself!"