Convenient Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sometimes I like to go into a convenience store, buy some gum, and while I’m checking out I’ll exclaim “this is SO convenient! Thank you-I’m really glad you opened this store...right here...close to my house...where it's convenient.”

The ship was en route at sea and the skipper wanted to make the several time zone changes as convenient as possible for the ship’s routine. His memo to the navigator read simply: “July: Sunrise. I would like to have sunrise at about 05. 45 on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Please arrange this. ”