Conversion Jokes

Bob: "So, you say that you won the conversion with your wife yesterday."
Joe: "Yes, she came crawling on her hands and knees."
Bob: "Really? What did she say?"
Joe: "Come out from under the bed, you coward

Two rabbis were walking past a church and saw a sign reading "We'll pay you
$2,000 to convert."
The first rabbi, clearly offended, arched his eyebrows and decided to look
into the matter. The second agreed to stay outside. Twenty minutes later
the first rabbi returned.
"Well?" asked the second rabbi. "Is it true? Could they really be
offering money for a conversion? Did they offer $2,000 dollars?"
The first rabbi just frowned and replied... "2,000 dollars?... Is that all
you people think about?"

At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, "What mustwe do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendanceraised his hand and said: "Sin?"

Listening to commercials on the radio for banks these days, with all the talk about conversion and redemption, I'm not really sure if they're promoting finance or religion.