Corkscrew Jokes

Gary and Lorne were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Lorne's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Gary said.
"I've never seen one like that before."
"Like what?"
Lorne said.
"All twisted like a corkscrew," Gary said.
"Well, what's yours like?"
Lorne said.
"Straight, like normal," Gary said.
"I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Lorne said.
Gary finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shakedown prior to putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?"
asked Lorne.
"Shaking off the excess drops," replied Gary.
"Like normal."
"Cripes," Lorne said.
"And all these years I've been wringing it."

Al and Don were standing at the urinals in a public bathroom, when Al looked over and noticed that Don's penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
"Wow," Al said. "I've never seen one like that before."
"What do you mean?" Don asked. "Like what?"
"All twisted like a pig's tail," Al said.
"Well, what is yours like?" asked Don.
"It's straight, like normal," Al replied.
"Geez, I thought mine was normal until I saw yours," Don said.
Al finished what he was doing and started to give his member a shake before putting it back in his pants.
"What did you do that for?" asked Don.
"To shake off the excess drops," explained Al. "Like normal."
"Shit!" exclaimed Don. "All these years I've been wringing it!"