Corrupted Jokes

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    Some possible computer bumper stickers

    1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
    2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
    7. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
    8. Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking backups.
    9. E Pluribus Modem
    10.... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
    11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
    12. CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)?
    13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium.
    14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
    15. SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...
    16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
    17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
    18. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
    19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
    20. E-mail returned to sender - insufficient voltage.
    21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
    22. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
    23. Press any key... no, no, more...

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