Cos Jokes

1: my goldfish drowned yesterday
2: my bird died cos Ichucked it off a cliff
3: my kangaroo committed suicide cos I put him in the desert
4: a boy is asked what he wants 4 his b day
he says 3 green ping pong balls evry year 4 60 years
hospital:
Dad; y u want ping pong balls?
Kid: cos uhh Dead

Three women of different nationalities were relating their experience with men and they were defining the male organ.
Said One: " It is like a gentleman. why?
' Cos it is always straight and upright!
Said another: I call it a rumour. why?
' Cos in my country it goes from mouth to
mouth.
Said the other: I call it a curtain. Why?
Well it comes down after the act

There were three men of different nationalities who were discussing about their conquests of women. They started to define the female organ:

One Said:" It is very exclusive. Why?' Cos only one can get entry ata time."
Another said:"It's a very holy thing. Why?' Cos only the upright and the righteous can enter"
The other said:" It's like a bank. Why?' Cos once you withdraw you lose interest!