Counterproductive Jokes

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    5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines
    1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
    2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
    3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in.
    4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
    5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

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