Countless Jokes

A woman appeared in front of Satan at the gates of hell.
"Oh, I know *you*" he said. "You're that wench who tempted all those men in room 1 into adultery."
"That's me," the lass said with a sway of her hips.
"Look," said Satan, "You're obviously a beautiful young woman. What are you doing here so soon?"
"Well, it's a sad story. You see, one of the unlucky wives caught me in bed with her husband. She pulled out a gun and aimed for him and hit me instead."
"How unfortunate. Seeing as how you've given obvious pleasure to many people and were deprived of continuing this noble pursuit by accident, I'll give you a choice of three rooms to spend eternity."
In the first room were countless criminals, hung by their thumbs.
"Let's see the second room."
The second room was even worse, countless lawyers hung by their toes.
"Please let me see the third room!"
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