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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit? They are both ginger nuts!
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
My co-worker asked me what I was doing? I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked him...
"... And where do you think you're going?"
" I AM GOING HOME TOO, CANT WORK WITHOUT LIGHTS"
A young punk rocker gets on a city bus and sits across from an elderly man.
The punker has a multitude of colors for hair, ranging from yellow to black. He also has fluffy feather earrings with the same bright colors as his hairdo. The old man begins to stare at him with intensity.
The punker yells over to the old man, "What's the matter old man, never do anything crazy when you were young?"
The old man replies, "I did one real crazy thing when I was 21 and all drunk." The punker asks what it was the old man did. The old man replies "I had relations with a parrot and I think you're my kid!"
One bright day
In the middle of the night..
Two dead men got up to fight..
Back to back
they faced each other
And with their swords
They shot each other.
The deaf police man
Heard the noise
Got up and shot
the two dead boys.
If you dont belive the story is true?
ask the blind man!
(He saw it, too!!)
How do you make a blonde go crazy? Place them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner!
Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive.