Crystal Meth Jokes / Recent Jokes
I visited my brother way out in the Ozarks. I was sitting on his porch at the end of the day looking out west and the sky was red and gold and purple and it was SO amazingly beautiful.
You don't see a sky like that in the big city.
The neighbor's meth lab exploded.
Ted Haggard has emerged from rehab "completely heterosexual." Obviously, he's still doing meth.
New York- Cheesecake in hand, the police commissioner personally apologized Friday for the 50 or so mistaken, door-pounding visits that police have made to the home of a bewildered elderly Brooklyn couple in the past eight years.
"We are glad that the NYPD has fixed the problem." The couple said after the visit. "We just hope that we can get back to our lives and the things that we love." Among them, the couple said, were, "playing with their grandchildren, knitting, and producing crystal meth."
Rev. Ted Haggard was accused by a male hustler of paying for sex once a month for three years, and doing crystal meth, while simultaneously preaching against gay sex.
If I did all that, I'd be haggard, too.