Cykill Jokes / Recent Jokes

Advice to father thinking about whether he should let his daughter continue her studies or get her married: " Vell, if you wantu study her, then study her. If you wantu marry her, then marry her. " An instructor explaining the working of pendulum: "Take an elephant of negligible weight" Instructor: "Take a copper wire of any metal... and pour any liquid solution of sulphuric acid in a round bottom flask of any shape." "Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body" He/she's my cousin brother/sister. "You three, both of you kneel down together separately" "Hey, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside" "I have to put my child to sleep" " Florida paan shop. Prop: Raju. B. A, M. A. " " Don't talk bad in front of my back " Did you cut the ticket, yet? "Entry too entry otherwise disentry" The principal just passed away. Who took out the breeze of my cykill. My cykill is more...