Dandylion Jokes

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    The 3 girls names

    There are 3 girls and a dad. One girl named Rose asked her dad "Why did you call me Rose?"
    Dad replies: "When you were born a rose pedal fell on your head."
    The next girl named dandylion asked her dad "Why did you name me Dandylion?"
    Dad replied:"Because when I looked out the window when you were born a saw a ton of Dandylions."
    Then the girl after that said to her dad "Daddy, why." (with a retarted speech impediment voice)
    Dad replied: "Shut up cement block."

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