Danielle Jokes

Miss Canada 1996, Danielle House, got into a bar fight and was
charged with assault after allegedly causing bodily harm to another woman.
Says Jerry Perisho: "The other day I went to a Canadian beauty pageant
and a hockey game broke out."

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Danielle.
Danielle who?
Danielle, I can hear you! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Danielle!
Danielle who?
Danielle at me, it's not my fault!