Davis Jokes / Recent Jokes
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness. She make her way to the restroom, only to find itlocked. She went back to her seat, laid her head back and tried tofight off the nausea. Unsuccessfully, she rolled her head to the rightand threw up on the lap of a man who was dozing and who was thereforeunaware of what had happened. When the fellow awoke, he was shocked to find himself covered in vomit. Turning to him, Mrs. Davis said, "There now, are you feeling better?"!
Movie Name and description:
Total Recall - What Arnold Schwarzenegger did to Former CA Gov. Grey Davis.
Kindergarten Cop - What Californians want Arnold to be to the CA legislators.
True Lies - What our legislators say.
Jingle all the Way - The sound of the special interest legislator's deep pockets.
Collateral Damage - What Former CA Gov. Grey Davis called the budget deficit he made.
Terminator - What CA needs.
End of Days - What will happen to the legislators if they don't pass a budget.
Predator - What Former Gov. Grey Davis campaign fundraising skills are called.
Last Action Hero - This Gov. really did save a person's life.
Raw Deal - What the Dems are giving Arnold.
The Running Man - Run Arnold, the Legislators are scary people
I'm sure you can substitute any college name you want into these and you will get the same results!!!
How many UCLA alumni does it take to change a light bulb?
One to crack the whip and make his bitches do it for him... How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician. How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Davis doesn't have electricity. How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it. How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to more...
Dallas Cowboys safety Keith Davis was admitted to the hospital after being shot twice. He is recovering nicely and said to be in good spirits.
Not in good spirits is Davis' teammate Terrell Owens. Fuming after reading of the safety's blatant attempt to grab a headline Owens shot himself 3 times, did some sit-ups in his driveway and demanded a trade.
I'm sure you can substitute any college name you want into these and you will get the same results!!!
How many UCLA alumni does it take to change a light bulb?
One to crack the whip and make his bitches do it for him...
How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician.
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Davis doesn't have electricity.
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the more...
Rihanna is reportedly dating Los Angeles Clippers point guard Baron Davis. Perfect. He's on the Clippers, so he doesn't beat anybody.
Glenn Davis broke his thumb after wrestling with a childhood friend in the backseat of his car. We're amazed that Glenn Davis can fit in the backseat of a car.