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A rather dense woman got a new job working in a sperm bank. We ran into her about a week after she started her new job and asked her what she did.
She said, "Well, I just sit in the reception area and great all the men who come in. It's mainly men. Women never come in there. And I act cordial. And I point out to the men where they should go. And when they come out, I say,' Thank you for coming. ’"

The "pound" key on your keyboard (#) is called an octotroph.
The only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible is the cat. The "dot" over the letter "i" is called a tittle. Table tennis balls have been known to travel off the paddle at speeds up to 160 km/hr. Pepsi originally contained pepsin, thus the name. The original story from "Tales of 1001 Arabian Nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy." Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. Honey is the only natural food that is made without destroying any kind of life. What about milk you say? A cow has to eat grass to produce milk and grass is living. The most common name in the world is Mohammed. Michael Jordan makes more money from NIKE annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined. The volume of the earth's moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean. Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster more...

He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant.
He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal.
He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
He knows computers… He’s not fit for contact with humans.
He writes blank checks on a closed account.
He’d be in big trouble if his wristwatch broke and he had to
He’d screw up a two-car funeral procession.
He’s a General Protection Fault trigger.
He’s a man on a mission, but can’t find his dossier.
He’s diagnosable.
He’s not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
He’s not stupid; he’s possessed by a retarded ghost.
He’s so dense, light bends around him.
He’s so dense, the Titanic wouldn’t sink in his head.
Hears everything that a dog can.