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Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?"
someone asked.
"Not too bad," said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."
Hugh Dunne

Diogenes went to look for an honest lawyer. "How's it going?", someone asked. "Not too bad", said Diogenes. "I still have my lantern."