Disease Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day a woman walks in the doctor office. she said she was depressed because she hasnt been dating for a while. So the doctor recommended a chinese sex expert named Dr.Wang. So she went there so he said get naked and get on your hands and knees and crawl towards da wall and back. And he says you have a bad case of EDZACHARY disease. The woman stands up in confusion and asked what is that. The Dr. says where your face rooks EDZACHARY rike your ass!
Q: Why can't men get mad cow disease?
A: Because they're a bunch of pigs!
A little kid is walking down the footpath with a flat frog tied to a peice of string. He walks into the Brothel and walks to the front desk and says "i would like to have sex with your disesed woman please." the lady at the desk says "why do you want to do that?"
the boy said "if i have sex with her i will get the disease then i will go home and the baby sitter will have sex with me and when dad takes the baby sitter home hes going to bonk her brains out then when he comes back he will have sex with my mum and when dad goes to work in the morning mum will have sex with the milk man and i hope the milkman dies from that disease because he is the on who ran over my bloody frog!!!
If homosexuality is a disease, can I call into work' gay'?
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK
Researchers Shocked to Finally Find Virus That Email App Doesn't Like
Atlanta, Ga. (SatireWire.com) - Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.
''Frankly, we've never heard of a virus that couldn't spread through Microsoft Outlook, so our findings were, to say the least, unexpected,'' said Clive Sarnow, director of the CDC's infectious disease unit.
The study was immediately hailed by British officials, who said it will save millions of pounds and thousands of man hours. ''Up until now we have, quite naturally, assumed that both foot-and-mouth and mad cow were spread by Microsoft Outlook,'' said Nick Brown, Britain's Agriculture Minister.
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A and B were good friends. One day, B heard that A was ill and went to see him. He asked the worried A, "What disease do you suffer and what do you want? Tell me and I will try my best to help you out. " "I'm suffering from a disease called Money Shortage Syndrome. Five grams of silver is enough to cure my illness." A answered. Pretending not to have heard him, B asked, "What did you say?"