Disgruntled Jokes / Recent Jokes

The disgruntled miss was complaining bitterly to her roommate about last night's blind date. "Not only did the nogoodnik lie to me about the size of his yacht," she said, "but he made me do the rowing."

One day a little boy came over to his friends house and said, "Ah shit! I got gunk on my shoe!" As he was saying it, the friend's dad came over to the little boy and said, "How dare you say that in front of my child!" The dad sent the little boy home and called his father, telling him to come over to his house and talk to him.
The father came over and said, "So what if my boy said that? it's not like your kids haven't overheard you say a curse word!"
"Actually they haven't!" claimed the disgruntled father.
As they argue, the disgruntled father's baby in the backround blurts out, "Fuck you!"