Donations Jokes

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.

He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations."

"Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"

He said "about ten gallons."

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "Its Al Gore. Hes up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.""Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"He said "about ten gallons."

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on. He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations.""Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"He said "about ten gallons."

A tired homemaker opened the front door of her home to find a young minister from the neighborhood who said, "I'm collecting donations for the new children's home we're building. I hope you'll give what you can.""To be sure," said the beleaguered woman, "I'll give you two boys, two girls, or one of each."

Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee Dee Corodini? Yup, it will be called '101 Donations.'