Dosent Jokes

one day there was a rich man and a poor man. the rich man walks up to the poor man and tells him "it was my wifes birthday last week" and the poor man said "what did you get her" the rich man said "i got her a diamond ring and a BMW." the poor man says " why did u get her that" and the rich man says" because if she dosent like the diamond ring she can drive it back to the store. the poor man says "it was my wifes birthday last week too" the rich man says "what did you get her" the poor man says "a pair of slippers and a dildo" the rich man says "why did you get her that" then the poor man says "because if she dosent like the slippers she can go fuck herself.