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A man goes into his son's room to wish him goodnight. His son is having
a nightmare - the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son
replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The
father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and sends him to bed.
The next day, Auntie Susie dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that granddaddy had
died. The father assures the son that granddaddy is fine and sends him
to bed. The next day, granddaddy dies.
One week later, the man again goes into his son's room to wish him
goodnight. His son is having another nightmare - the man again wakes
his son. The son this time says that he had dreamt that daddy had died.
The father assures the son that he is OK and sends the boy to bed.
The man goes to bed more...

One day a mexican, black guy,& white guy are walking to town with a pony, trying to trade it in for a pack of bologna so that they dont starve to death. Eventually they all got tired and wanted to ride the pony. After 20 minutes arguing the white guy says that they should go to sleep and who ever has the best dream in the morning can ride the pony into town. Well the next mornig the black guy announce his dream "I dreamt I knew my daddy"
The mexican said "I dreamt I had a green card".
Then they both looked at the white guy, who broke out into a song
" Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony, while you fuckers were asleep I ate the bologna".