Droning Jokes / Recent Jokes

The after dinner speaker was droning on and on and on, bring everyone to tears. One of the guests, fighting to keep his drooping eyelids open, turned to the lady on his right and said, "Can nothing be done to shut him up?"
"If there is I`d like to know," said the lady, "”I`m his wife and I`ve been trying to shut him up for thirty years!"

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping students neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"