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A mom, dad and their 10 year old girl, went down to Florida to visit a nudist camp.
The girl goes walking around on the beach and comes back to her mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you."
The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."
The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, "Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger penises than dad."
The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."
The girl goes on her way and comes running back to her mom again.
"Mommy, mommy, dad is talking to this really dumb blonde and the longer he talks the dumber he gets."

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney's clogged.

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Doesn't know much, bot leads the league in nostril hair.

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Her sewing machine's out of thread.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

His belt doesn't go through all the loops.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

No grain in the silo.

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

Receiver is off the hook.

He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Skylight leaks a little.

Slinky's kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

A few clowns more...

There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth." The second professor says "No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot." The first professor says "Let me prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat dinner." The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off.The second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave."Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay says, "Well more...

A Family, a boy and his parents went to a nude beach while they were on holiday.
The little boy was building sandcastles when he noticed some women had bigger boobs than his mum. Confused he went to his mum, "
Mummy mummy, why do some women have bigger boobs than you?"
His mum laughed and replied "
Honey, the bigger boobs they have, the dumber they are"
Please with the answer the little boy carried on building sandcastles, when he noticed some men had bigger willy's than his dad. Confused he went to his dad, "
Daddy, daddy, why do some men have bigger willys than you?"
His dad laughed and replied "
Son, the bigger the willy, the dumber the guy"
Later the boy said to his mum "
Mummy, Daddy was talking to the DUMBEST girl on the beach, and the more he spoke the dumber he got"