Ebay Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blonde and red head were sitting at a table having lunch.
Their conversation turned to Ebay. "I really like to use Ebay."
Said the Red Head. "I bid on it everyday."
"Well I hate Ebay!" Says the blonde.
"Why?" asks the Red head.
"Because I always raise a bidding paddle, and scream numbers at
the computer, But it never hears me.

My friend's husband isconstantly on ebay. It drives her crazy because he spends all his time bidding andbuying so much stuff... she's the only woman I know who wishes herhusband was online looking at porn sites.

Parents were disappointed with the low bidding, they will wait until the child reaches teens to retry again.

A 1952 Mickey Mantle baseball card has been auctioned for $121,000. You can tell it's authentic, because it still smells like cheap bourbon.

Web retailers like eBay are experimenting with opening real "brick andmortar" stores. In a related, but frightening story, one Internet datingsite is suggesting that people might actually try to meet each other in person.