Eliyahu Jokes

The angel, Eliyahu HaNavi, approached God, saying: "See that man over there? Every day, he slips a note in the Wailing Wall, asking to win the first prize in the lottery. Please let him win."
God: "But...."
Eliyahu HaNavi, interrupting: "He's a good man. He deserves to win. He performs many acts of charity."
God: "But..."
Eliyahu HaNavi, interrupting: "Let him win - if not for his sake, then for the sake of his twelve children."
God: "But he never buys a ticket."