Endearing Jokes / Recent Jokes

An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."

A man was having dinner at a friend's home and noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Precious, Honey, Sweetheart, etc. Since the couple had been married for over fifty years, the man was very impressed by this.
While the wife was in the kitchen, he said to his buddy, "I find it so touching that after all your years of marriage, you still call your wife those pet names."
"To tell you the truth," his buddy whispered, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."