Eureka Jokes / Recent Jokes

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway. Las Vegas: It's against the law to pawn your dentures.It's still "legal" to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property. Clark County: An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department. In order to register a handgun, however, it must be brought in to the police station. Furthermore, you may not register a gun on the weekends, but the police may prosecute you at that time. Elko: Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask. Eureka: Men who wear moustaches are forbidden from kissing women. Nyala: A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day. In Eureka: Men who have mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.