Evian Jokes

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a throw on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool? 3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans? 4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it? 5. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? 6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist? 9. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? 10. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, more...

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!

Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Found on the seal of a bag of bagels: NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way
Sign in a restaurant: "We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone." Heard on a radio station. What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]." Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!