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Wieners come in packs of ten, buns in packs of eight, beer in packs of six, presliced bologna comes in packs of sixteen slices, condoms come in packs of three. Why can't they get it straight? Man needs a calculator just to have a weekend.
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Seems this Russian wine exporter was trying to get his product past a bureaucrat who insisted on a payoff. The bureaucrat quoted a figure of $10,000 to let the shipment past his checkpoint.
The exporter replied that the price seemed a little high - as for only $2000 he could have the bureaucrat killed.
The wine made it thru just fine.
And then there was the fellow who took a far-eastern course in exotic love making and announced that more...