Expressed Jokes

An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. "When it all boiled down to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one just live by a dog? s rule of life: If you can? t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!"

Vatican officials insisted the pope did not intend to be offensive and expressed regret over any hurt caused to Muslims. He then expressed his remorse by demonstrating his best Bullwinkle impression.