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There was a mountain that if you jumped off it you would get one so a guy jumped off and said I want to be a eagle so he turned into a eagle a nother guy jumped off and said I want to be a falcon so he turned into a falcon then a nother guy jumped off and said OH CRAP so he turned into crap.
signed, Cody

(I deserve a lot of groans for this one!)
The Millennium Falcon or the U.S.S. Defiant - which one would be victorious if they ever faced off in a battle?
I'm not exactly sure, but one advantage that the Defiant would have over the Falcon is that the Defiant has a cloaking device that would make it appear invisible to the Falcon.
The Defiant, when cloaked, could simply sneak up on the Falcon when it wasn't Wookin'.