Farrah Fawcett Jokes

Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett are making plans to marry.
Makes sense, I suppose - after all, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free for over 30 years until the cow's near death?
That's just smart shopping, right there...drives down the price of cow.

Farrah Fawcett got an unbeatable gift for her 60th birthday: a clean bill of health that she is cancer-free. She was then shot by Ryan O'Neal.

Comedians everywhere are wishing Farrah Fawcett a speedy recovery, so we can start making fun of her again.

At 2:26pm PST yesterday, Michael Jackson was pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center following a case of massive cardiac arrest.
At 2:27pm PST, the family of Farrah Fawcett filed suit against Michael's surviving family, on charges of Grand Theft Thunder.

Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get to the Pearly Gates together, and Farrah says "Before I see St. Peter, I should probably say I'msorry if my swimsuit poster caused impure thoughts for any teenageboys." Michael Jackson replies "Good idea. I'm sorry I never called tothank you."