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A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told." Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, The woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.. Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your more...

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your probrem vewy bad, you haf Ed Zachary Disease, worse case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. more...

A woman, becoming more and more concerned that she may never succeed in finding a mate, decides to seek out the help of a sex therapist.
Searching through the phone book, she comes upon a Japanese doctor, who happens to be a sex therapist, and makes an appointment.
After explaining her symptoms to the doctor, he says, "Take off all crowes and crawl real fass away from me across froor."
She crawls to the other side of the room and the doctor then says, "Now, you crawl real fass back to me." She does as he says. The doctor then shakes his head and says, "You haf real bad case of Ed Zackary disease... worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex problem."
Totally confused by his diagnosis, she asks, "What is Ed Zackary disease? I've never heard of it."
The doctor replies, "Ed Zackary disease... that when your face rook Ed Zackary rike your ass!"