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Brett Favre went 1 for 4 in his debut with the Minnesota Vikings. He would have had more snaps if he hadn't retired during the second quarter.
Green Bay quarterback Brett Favre added another record to his resume this week. The future Hall of Famer was said to be contemplating retirement for the 745th time, eclipsing the old mark held by pop diva Cher.
Officials from both sides downplayed rumors of a pending trade between the Packers and Caesar's Palace insisting that while Cher could throw into triple coverage, lingering injuries would prevent Favre from performing 43 costume changes a night.
Packer GM Ted Thompson was continuing to analyze the economics of the deal since the Packers would still have an aging star at QB but part of the salary could be offset by money saved on halftime entertainment.
The political world was thrown into a frenzy today when Brett Favre announced that he's not only considering retiring from football but also considering running for President in 2008.
With his dramatic announcement, Favre becomes the only political candidate to be considering two plans for the future at the same time.
"This is just the kind of multi-tasking Americans expect from their next President," gushed political commentator James Carville on ABC's Meet the Press.
Favre emphasized that he wanted to make a decision in time for Democrats to draft another candidate in the event he decided not to run. "Which means y'all will know my plans sometime around late September in 2008," said Favre.
The Green Bay quarterback defended his decision to consider his decision to retire noting that he felt he still could perform at the professional level despite his advanced age and deteriorating skills and added, "Just like John more...
Brett Favre is coming out with a brand new line of Wrangler jeans. Unlike Favre, the pants are wrinkle free.
The Packers have filed tampering charges against the Vikings alleging the team made inappropriate contact with Brett Favre. Favre has been asked demonstrate exactly where on the doll the Vikings touched him.
Brett Favre completed 13 of 18 passes for 142 yards and one touchdown in his latest game with the Vikings. Opponents are delighted to hear he's saving all of his interceptions for the regular season.