Finale Jokes
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1> For kicks, sticks roman candle in empty eye socket and chases kids around.
2> Insists on humming the "Mission Impossible" theme every time he lights a fuse.
3> He wants to know if he can "borrow" your dog for the finale.
4> Offers 20% discount if Salman Rushdie attends your event.
5> Tied a monkey to a skyrocket "so's I can get me a grant from NASA!"
6> Theme of the fireworks display: "The Jihad Against the Beer Swilling Pigs Begins"
7> He finally shows up on July 6th smelling like a refinery.
8> Big 4th of July show ends with 50-foot tall sparkling message: "Happy Bar Mitzvah, Howie Goldfarb."
9> Asks if he should shoot off Quaker Puffed Rice or Oats when the 1812 Overture begins.
10> The punk he keeps trying to light has orange hair and a nose ring.
11> Wants to synchronize the 4th of July display to Jimmy Buffett's more...- Add a Useful Link
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