Five-fifteen Jokes / Recent Jokes

A newlywed couple established a household routine that included having sexual relations each evening at five-fifteen. After several weeks, the bride contracted the flu and received an injection that killed all but three germs. The trio of survivors frantically discussed how they might escape. "I'm moving to the tip of her ear," said the first. "They'll never get me there."
Thinking for a moment, the second bug chirped, "I'm going to the tip of her toe!"
"You guys do what you want," retorted the third, "but when that old five-fifteen pulls out tonight, I'm going to be on it."