Flighty Jokes

Two women were in the hair salon talking when the subject of flighty husbands was brought up.
"It's remarkable," said one woman, "I'm never able to figure out where he goes at night."
"I understand exactly what you mean," said the other woman. "One minute he's in the house and the next he seems to disappear without a trace."
Another woman who was sitting nearby overheard their conversation and said, "Well, I always know where my husband is."
"Please, tell us your secret. How do you manage that?" the other women asked.
"Easy. I'm a widow." she replied.

This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin the evening after the bank closed for business. Anyway, she was up thisladder, cleaning good and proper and as she was in the habit of wearing noknickers, every young man who would come along would stop and stare for asecond or two. But this evening an old geezer came along and stayedlooking."What are you looking at" she said."I'm looking at the moon" he said."Well, if you were here last night, you would have seen a man in it" shesaid.