Fone Jokes

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing wen the fone rang - but instead if picking up the fone i accidently picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh dear," the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But. What happened to the other ear?"
"The son of a B***H called back!"