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Police in southern Oregon are searching for an arsonist accused of setting fire to early 1990s Ford Escorts.
He reportedly set the cars on fire by driving them.
"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." -President Gerald Ford
"My fellow astronauts..."
-Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration.
"Capital punishment is our society's recognition of the sanctity of human life."
-Orrin Hatch, Senator from Utah, explaining his support of the death penalty.
"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese."
-Charles de Gaulle, ex-French President
"I stand by all the misstatements."
-Dan Quayle, defending himself against criticism for making verbal gaffes
"Gerald Ford was a Communist"
-Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say 'Congressman'.
"Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
-Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C.
"We found the term 'killing' too broad."
-State Department more...
Yo Mama is like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear!
To mark Gerald Ford's passing, federal employees will not be working on Tuesday. Though no one could say how that'll be different from all other days.
Ladies better hurry! This rope-testing Taurus enjoys invading countries, grenade fishing and genocide. Divorced twice.
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto? Fill the gas tank!