Ford Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why does Ford still manufacture cars and trucks? A: Because they are trying to keep the towing industy alive.
Do you know that Ford has admitted they are expensive and unreliable? That new commercial they are running says so! When that country singer says "If I had me some money" he admits he can't afford one, and when he adds that he'd "buy a Ford truck or two" it because he needs a spare.
Barbie Dolls Inc. announces the release of models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the California market.
Rancho Santa Fe Barbie: This princess Barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a mansion. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken.
Poway Barbie: This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
National City Barbie: This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a low-rider Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Meth Lab Ken. Also available in a Mexican version.
La Jolla Barbie: This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken.
Lakeside/East County Barbie: This more...
Next time some Fordnatic claims Ford means "First on race day" remind them that anything could be fast if a team of mechanics worked on it all week so it would last long enough to run a race before needing another weeks work.
Schedules emergency visit to urologist after overhearing office gossip regarding "Peter principle" and "downsizing."
Answers every question with "yes," "no," or "reply hazy, try again later."
Finally traded in the company fleet of Ford Pintos -- for Ford Explorers.
You've just received permission to leave for your 4th fact- finding trip to learn about "Tolkien Ring Networks" this week.
Thinks that by monitoring your e-mail he... is the best loved, nicest and by far the most brilliant boss to work for.
Believes that Britney really *is* a virgin.
You send him a memo saying that for Halloween, you're coming as The Invisible Man -- then you don't come in at all. The next day, he promotes you for your ingenuity.
He's attempting to sleep his way to the top, starting with the CEO's wife.
You receive yet *another* fruit basket after calling in the more...
What did the Chevy sat to the Ford?Would you like a tow home?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill it with gas!