Frankfurter Jokes

Terry said:... when Kennedy said, "Ich bin ein Berliner!" ("I am a Berliner!"),...
No, no, "Ich bin ein Berliner" means, "I am a jelly donut!"
"I am a Berliner" would be "Ich bin Berliner."
8-)
[It's like, "Ich bin ein Frankfurter" is claiming to be a hot dog while "Ich bin Frankfurter" means you're from Frankfurt.]
(Yes, the Germans did not misunderstand Kennedy, because it was clear from context what he meant... but it's still funny) 8-)

A man went to a plastic surgeon to get work done on his penis. The doctor, curious, asked what had happened to it. "Well," the patient said, "I live in a trailer court. A gorgeous buxom creature lives in the trailer next to mine. I used to peek into her trailer and I saw that she had a habit. Each afternoon she'd take a frankfurter from her refrigerator and put it in a hole on her trailer floor. Then she'd sit on it and have a ball."
"She nearly drove me crazy. So I got a bright idea. One day I got under her trailer and when she slid the frankfurter into the hole, I slid it out and slipped my penis up through the hole." "She sat down on it and everything was great until there was a knock at the door."
"And then?" said the doctor. "Aw hell," the patient explained.
"That's when she tried to kick it under the stove."