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I majored in psychology in college and the only thing I learned in four years was that Sigmund Freud's mom was a MILF. And he knew it, he just wouldn't say it. Instead he say things like "Every kiss is a subconscious need to breastfeed." And "Every guy wants to fuck his mother." It's like dude, just ask her out.

Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and validity.